The Rules, Explaination

I should say, right from the start, that the 3 original Rules are stolen from my ex-boyfriend and his friend. What can I say, they are just that good. So, thank you for those. Now- here we go:

Andrea's Rules for Life
1. Don't die. (Obvious, and lets face it, the only one that really matters)
2. Avoid diseases and fungi. (Check and check)
3. Don't suck dick for crank. (Less obvious, but equally vital!)
4. Don't try to stick a large marshmallow where it won't fit. (Perhaps not as vital, but have you ever tried cleaning marshmallow from a small space!? Not fun)
5. Bad breath is better than no breath at all (well, depending on who has the bad breath, according to my sister!)
6. When in the Congo, don't touch dead monkeys. (Thank you Sara for that one. Really, doing a project on ebola can really mess with your head!) (Spelling note, I put kies, and it didnt like that)

So, there we are. I am always on the look out for new rules, or ways in which these rules have been used in day to day life. I will post any new rules I learn, and am definitely up for suggested additions!!